Prose That Blows - World Record Weight Gain

Two young women named Jamie and Nikki were flipping through a record book that Jamie brought over to Nikki's house. Jamie had light brown hair, weighed 108 pounds, and wearing a bleu de franc shirt and blue jeans. Nikki had black hair reaching to her shoulder, weighed 12 pounds more than her friend, and wearing a long-sleeved silver colored button shirt and sweatpants.
As the two were browsing through many records in the book such as the tallest sunflower, the longest kiss, and the largest commercially availbile pizza. And then they found one record that was a mindset; The worlds fattest woman. "941lbs, wow. Sure didn't want to be her" Nikki said in amazement, then Jamie replied "yeah..." and then thought to herself "I can top that, i'll even double her weight if i want to". And then kept flipping through the record book. Then the next day Jamie confessed to Nikki "i want to break the record for fattest woman" Nikki said in response "you're crazy!... I'm in" with a smile. Then the next day at Jamie's house she was lounging on her couch watching TV & eating while Nikki was cooking and serving her food. Then Jamie then bragged to Nikki "I'm gonna get SO fat! with all my rolls, and cottage cheese, and my kankles" then rubbed her soon-to-be huge belly and then Nikki said to Jamie while giving her hamburgers "of you'll be, now eat up we have a lot to accoplish if you want to beat that record". then Jamie began devouring the burgers as if they were her prey.
Then two months later Jamie ballooned to 347 pounds when she checked her scale, then she began jumping up and down in happiness as her fat jiggled with her. And wehn Nikki came to serve her fat majesty she worriedily asked Jamie "are you sure you want to do this... this doesn't feel right?" then Jamie responed after sipping from her cola then changing the channel "yes, and you're welcome to join me" then offered her a scoop of ice cream. And then Nikki nervously took a small bite and then eagarily joined Jamie in beautiful gluttony.
Three months after Nikki was 382 pounds while Jamie was twice her size. And at a fast food joint Nikki said as their order of dozens of burgers, four two-gallon drums of soda, a big bowl piled high in french fries with a king size ketchup packet, and finally five boxes of chicken nuggets "this doesn't seem right" then she grabbed a burger and continued "but it feels SO GOOD!" and Nikki and Jamie pounced on their massive order. After their order Jamie wask licking her thick fingers and Nikki was rubbing her beach ball stomach, an empolyee said to the two girls "compliments to the gentlemen at table nine" as he gave them two supersized cheeseburgers, Nikki and Jamie turned their heads to find two men giving them romantic looks and waving hi and Jamie and Nikki gave them the same look and also waved hi. And one day Jamie had achieved her goal, she beaten the record by 32 extra pounds, and Nikki was at 579lbs. Then at Jamie's couch as their combined weight took up the whole couch her and Nikki were shoving pizzas down their mouths and Nikki asked Jamie as she was bingeing on pizza slices "have you ever... *munch, munch* ... get so into eating... *munch, munch*... that you can't stop?" then Jamie responded as she was also bingeing on pizza slices "I don't know... *munch, munch* i've never... *belch* ... tried to stop" then the two massive girls stopped for a moment, and then contined bingeing through boxes of pizzas.

The End